Blog »

The Cadbury Creme Egg vs. Jesus Christ

The Cadbury Creme Egg vs. Jesus Christ

admin March 25, 2016 0

It happens every year around this time. The sun shines brighter, the days grow longer, and everywhere you look there’s bunnies made of chocolate. And marshmallow. And peanut butter. And jelly beans, oh my

Read More »
Study Finds That Trump Speaks at a 5th-Grade Level

Study Finds That Trump Speaks at a 5th-Grade Level

admin March 18, 2016 0

We’ve come a long way from John Kennedy’s “ask not what your country can do for you” and Abe Lincoln’s “four score and seven years ago.” Many of the current candidates for president of

Read More »
Former First Lady Nancy Reagan Has Passed Away at 94

Former First Lady Nancy Reagan Has Passed Away at 94

admin March 6, 2016 0

Former First Lady Nancy Reagan, wife of 40th President Ronald Reagan, has passed away at 94 from congestive heart failure. Like her husband, Reagan got her start in acting, appearing in films throughout the 1940s and 50s. In

Read More »
Philadelphia Mayor Says LeSean McCoy “Needs to Pay the Price” for Allegedly Attacking Police Officers

Philadelphia Mayor Says LeSean McCoy “Needs to Pay the Price” for Allegedly Attacking Police Officers

admin February 12, 2016 0

According to multiple reports, LeSean McCoy was involved in the brutal beatdown of two off-duty police officers at a nightclub in Philadelphia on Sunday. McCoy and several other men reportedly attacked the cops during

Read More »
The Top 10 Indulgent Things To Do With Your Powerball Winnings

The Top 10 Indulgent Things To Do With Your Powerball Winnings

admin January 13, 2016 0

Today is the day. You’re winning Powerball! After all, you bought three tickets! Once you get that cash, know that things can go sideways in a hurry. Be careful. Start by paying off your

Read More »
It’s That Time Of Year Again: We Want Photos Of Your Mall Visit To Meet Santa Claus

It’s That Time Of Year Again: We Want Photos Of Your Mall Visit To Meet Santa Claus

admin December 1, 2015 0

‘Tis the season when parents pack their kids into the car, drive to the mall and deposit their offspring on the laps of mall Santas all around this great nation, which means it’s the

Read More »
Philadelphia’s Importance in ‘Creed’

Philadelphia’s Importance in ‘Creed’

admin November 24, 2015 0

The original Rocky was about an underdog, written by an underdog (a pre-fame Sylvester Stallone had a little over $100 in the bank and a pregnant wife at the time), and became an unlikely

Read More »
20 Reasons Why Halloween Is Better Than Other Holidays

20 Reasons Why Halloween Is Better Than Other Holidays

admin October 30, 2015 0

Halloween is my favorite holiday because I don’t have to worry about it. I find it to be the only holiday where I don’t feel lonely, heartbroken, or alienated. It’s the only time I

Read More »
Philly is Giving the Pope a Bike with an Angel Wing Chain Guard

Philly is Giving the Pope a Bike with an Angel Wing Chain Guard

admin September 23, 2015 Comments Off on Philly is Giving the Pope a Bike with an Angel Wing Chain Guard

Philadelphia has a couple of gifts for visiting Pope Francis — an ivory-bone china bowl featuring images of Independence Hall and St. Peter’s Basilica, and a bicycle with a chain guard shaped like an

Read More »
Philadelphia’s War on Canada: Drake, hitchBOT and Joe F***ing Carter

Philadelphia’s War on Canada: Drake, hitchBOT and Joe F***ing Carter

admin August 5, 2015 Comments Off on Philadelphia’s War on Canada: Drake, hitchBOT and Joe F***ing Carter

Like anyone who lives in southern New Jersey, I consider myself a Philadelphian, and as a Philadelphian I am still licking my wounds from this past week. It was a long week, one in

Read More »